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20th April 2010

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IF YOU WERE A RED PANDA, WHAT WOULD BE THE FIRST THING YOU’D DO?

Well, I’d lounge about doing the usual Red Panda duties, until, photographers begin to take photos. So, as they pull out their cameras, I’ll draw my double Mausers and pose like my hombre dual wielding panda.
(here’s a picture I drew so you’d get the idea: http://tinyurl.com/y483hff )

Once, the image crosses the internet and people start making T-shirts and what-not. I’ll claim royalties and use it to fund my By-animals-for-animals conservation project, because seriously, humans can’t read our minds. I know a thing or two about democracy, and we should have a say in how our wild life funding should be spent.

Ask me anything.

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